It actually started last night. I couldn't find Samuel's swim suit for the Middle School Water Park Day. His new swim suit. The one I bought him 3 weeks ago. I searched his drawers, the clean laundry, the dirty laundry, his closet floor, laundry room floor and behind the dryer. It was gone. I did, however, find his last year's swim suit, so I put that out for him to wear. It was new last year. How much could he have possibly grown? At 6:45AM it was clear. He had grown. Samuel stood with a look of despair, his swim suit pulled up to his knees. "No problem," I said, "Put on one of Dad's. It has elastic, it has strings!" He hadn't grown that much. At 7AM I left the kids, got in the car and drove to Wal-Mart. There were actually other people there! I bought three different swim suits in a couple of sizes and drove home. When I arrived, Perry and the kids were waiting in the driveway. Sam...